MICHELLE MALKIN AND JOHN YOO ANOUNCE WEDDING PLANS

In a seemingly unrelated event. Michelle Malkin and John Yoo, former Justice Department’s office of Legal Counsel today announced the birth of their “love child”. Aside from announcing their upcoming wedding, they are still in conference about whether to use Corporal Punishment or Water-boarding as disciplinary measures when she/he makes trouble.Mr. Yoo said that he would seek counsel from Alberto Gonzalez as needed. Unfortunately the US Department of Justice stepped in today, saying since the lovechild was born abroad, she/he had no legal status. The baby was turned over to the Dept of Homeland Security for the soonest available rendition to Jordan, as the baby upon its birth kept saying al-qaeda, al-qaeda, al-qaeda. đŸ™‚

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